Goth Sluts

I don’t know if it was the recent 80s retro black and white shoot of Szandora which is making me think of random song lyrics. But this charming RubberDollies set of Szandora displaying off in gorgeous shiny rubber from Stockroom just has lyrics floating through my head in a jumble. Walk like an Egyptian around my heart.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who desired to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirtie pics of this red-hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when ya fuuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably red-hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic gurls shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no babe in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.