In this GothicSluts update, instead of decorating the tree, they’ve decorated Szandora. She has red and green rubber accessories and sparkling candy canes with silver mistletoe hanging from each nipple piercing. The sort of thing which makes ya desire to just slightly adjust the lyrics for Oh Tannenbaum:

O Szandora, o Szandora
ya can please me very much!
How often has not at Szandoratime
A chick like ya given me such joy!
O Szandora, o Szandora,
ya can please me very much!

gothicsluts szandora xmas ornament